Sunday, February 22, 2015

Enter Clavain

(Restart Story)

Greetings everyone. What you will find below will look strange without some context. What it is, essentially, is a continuation of my choose your own adventure story: "First Day Of School." If you would like to play from the beginning, either select the "restart story" option above, or click here

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The boy in front of you hasn't said a word since walking in. Though you find that strange, you remind yourself that you've been completely silent as well.

Trying to change that, you tap on his shoulder. He turns around. He's got tan skin and a uniquely ethnic look about him, such that you can't pinpoint his nationality. He smiles briefly, and waves at you with his right hand.

"H-hi!" He stammers, evidently not used to girls talking to him.

"Yo," you reply, "sucks to be back in school, doesn't it?"

He smiles, your steady tone allowing him to calm down a bit.

"Yeah...I miss summer break already. My name's David by the way." He reaches out his hand, and you extend yours as well, giving him your name in return.

Soon, you two are talking as if you've known each other for years. Before you know it, the teacher, Mr. Clavain, walks to the front of the class.

(A) Whisper to David, asking him if he wants to hang out later

(B) Pay attention to Mr. Clavain
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(Restart Story)

Greetings everyone. What you will find below will look strange without some context. What it is, essentially, is a continuation of my choose your own adventure story: "First Day Of School." If you would like to play from the beginning, either select the "restart story" option above, or click here

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You look at the girl to your right. She had reddish hair; perhaps it can even be described as "brunette" under certain lighting. She's looking forward, but you can still just make out the icy blue of her eyes.

Not recognizing anyone else in this class, you make an attempt to gain an acquaintance of sorts.

"Hey, how's it going?" You direct your words at the girl. With an almost imperceptible turn of her head, she glances at you.

"Hey, not bad," she replies. Without blinking, she returns her gaze to the front of the class, as if you don't even exist.

(A) Lash out, violently

(B) Call her a bitch

(C) Choose someone else to talk to

Brawn over brains

(Restart Story)

Greetings everyone. What you will find below will look strange without some context. What it is, essentially, is a continuation of my choose your own adventure story: "First Day Of School." If you would like to play from the beginning, either select the "restart story" option above, or click here
 
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Sitting to you left is Rick. He's a fairly average looking guy, but you've always let that slide since it's obvious that he works out...a lot. Though you rather hate yourself for it, you tend to pick the guy with the better physique, than the one who is nice, or a better person.

Indeed, as you watch Rick, you see him pointing at a quiet looking kid a few rows back, and laughing at him. You don't care though, all you can imagine are his six pack abs.

"Hey," you blurt out. Rick pauses his tormenting of the kid in the back to look at you. Now, you aren't the prettiest girl, but you keep yourself in decent shape and are by no means ugly. Some might even say you are cute. Rick looks you over and smiles. You can't help but feel a slight tingle run up your leg.

Rick continues to smile. "Weren't we in a few classes last year? I know I'd remember you."

(A): Flirt with Rick.

(B): Chastise him for tormenting the quiet kid.





Friday, January 23, 2015

Well hello there! Some updates...

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Hey everybody. So in my haste to establish myself on the interwebs by writing articles for sites like Lifehack.org and Listicle.co, I've kind of let this site fall apart at the seams.

I see, however, that it still gets hundreds of views a day, so I feel obligated to start some kind of update system for you all.

I don't know how often I will write original stuff here, but I'll try.

More often than not though, I'll link some of the articles I've written on other websites.

So here's one I particularly like, entitled "5 Things You Feel While Waiting For Grad School Responses."

Check it out! You really get a sense of the emotional distress, mood swings, and all-out craziness us grad school applicants are going through currently.

That's all I have time for, for now. Luckily, there's still a lot of content on this site that people don't seem to know about.

For instance, there's the free-to-play choose your own adventure stories that I wrote. Yes, they are only partially complete, but what's there is hilarious, I assure you!

Until next time folks...

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Top 5 Biased Anchors On Fox News (That You Didn't Know About)



Everyone is biased, but over at Fox News they seem to have a talent for hiring people with a particularly egregious proclivity for teetering towards the right side of the political spectrum. I've watched Fox News for years, and used to be fan in my younger years, until I realized how terribly one sided they are. For that reason, I'm decently qualified to write this piece...

Who are these five infamous folks?